Scio, Scio

Coming to America, Pope-Style

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Does the Vatican have an official song? If so, then she should sing that, just as one might hear our national anthem when the President visits another country. If not, then the Lord's Prayer certainly seems appropriate, although Ave Maria might be classier...

John

Does the Vatican have an official song?

Actually I agree: Political correctness can go so over the top that it becomes a farce.

I suppose we could reword the Lord's Prayer to make it politically correct and thus silence the doubters:

Our interpretation of a Higher Being, which may or may not be in a better place, completely equal with others be Thy name........

Puke.

I suppose we could reword the Lord's Prayer to make it politically correct and thus silence the doubters:

There is always Zelazny's agnostic's prayer from Creatures of Light and Darkness:
Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen.
John

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